My New Clucking Interest



I have always loved animals but when my teacher brought in her chickens and me and my friend, Kylen were thinking of buying 2. (2 because if there's only one, it'll die of loneliness.) I'm sort of upset, because Chickens aren't allowed to live in Taylor MI which is where I live, but the haven't not said they can't live in Lincoln Park, which is where my Nana and Papa live. But with Chickens, come rats! 

I asked my Papa if he could teach me to shoot a gun, then i was informed that I couldn't shoot a gun the city. Rats eat chicken feed, then eat the chickens! "Ew, You Nasty!" If anyone has any questions about my personality, or more about chickens, please comment!

5th Avenue's Top 14 Favorite Bond Villains

14: Alec Trevelyan:  (GoldenEye, 1995) About: This double-crossing Brit wants to crumple the British economy, via satellite. His scary counterpart: Xenia Onatopp, who squeezes many people to death during romance, an awesome theme song by Tina Turner, and Robbie Coltrane make him a memorable villain. Death: Falls off of his own GoldenEye satellite and is crushed by it.

13 Emilio Largo: (Thunderball, 1965) About: This eye-patched SPECTRE employee's plan was steal two nuclear missiles and holds America and The UK. He's in cahoots with that one Polish guy who misses everything from Poland, his mistress's nickname is Domino, and has a pool of sharks. Death: Domino shoots him the back with the spear gun.

12: Hugo Drax: (Moonraker, 1979) About: This French-American hybrid has big henchmen like Jaws, big space stations, and a plot to make the perfect world. He's got a missile pointed towards big world cities and ain't afraid to use it. Death: Bond shoots him with a cyanide tipped dart and pushes him into space.

11: Francisco Scaramanga: (The Man With the Golden Gun, 1974) This bounty hunter has li'l henchman Nick Nack, and a single-shot golden gun for kills. He's killed 002 and held Mary Goodnight (MI6) hostage. Death: Shot in the Heart by Bond


10: Gustav Graves: (Die Another Day, 2002) He's the enigmatic billionaire we all know and love. He's planning the Icarus, has Korean scary, Zao and is one bad apple. Death: Sucked out of window and shredded by plane propeller 

9: Le Chiffre: (Casino Royale 2006) The first ever Bond villain (In book). He is the man with the chess, poker, and poisoning skills. He is very bad at holding money, and is even worse getting it back. Death: Shot in the head by Mr. White

8:  Max Zorin: (A View to A Kill 1985) Is a German who's a devil in the Microchip market. He's out to crush Silicon Valley and has GRACE FLIPPIN' JONES as his assistant. Death: Falls off San Francisco Bridge

7:  Carl Stromberg: (The Spy Who Loved Me 1977) He wants to start a new civilization underwater. He has over 6ft tall henchman Jaws, webbed fingers, and a cool house named "Atlantis". Death: Shot in the groin and chest

6: :  Docor Kananga/Mr. Big: (Live and Let Die 1971) A scary opium ring leader, who has pellet guns, a henchman named 'Tee Hee', a BUNCH of voodoo, and a shark pool. He's not too cool, but not too uncool, either. Death: shot with pellet and inflated, then popped.

5: Franz Sanchez: (Licence To Kill 1989) This South American baddie is a narcotics dealer who is dodging Agent 007's revenge, gets his friend shredded, and has a large knife. Death: Set on fire by Bond

4: Rosa Klebb: (From Russia With Love 1963) She is the 1st female "Main Villain" of the Bond franchise, and also the first to have her movie take place almost completely  in one setting. This horrible SMERSH agent  wants to avenge the death of Dr. No, and literally has "The Man" as her henchman, Red Grant. Death: Shot by Tatiana in the chest.

3: Dr. Julius No: (Dr. No 1962) The first EVER Bond baddie, has bionic metal arms, an island in Jamaica, and is self described as "an unwanted child of a German missionary and a Chinese girl of a good family" A very scary man with a taste for blood. Death: Poached alive by nuclear vat.

2: Auric Goldfinger: (Goldfinger 1964) Voted 49th in the past 100 years of film, probably the most iconic, he has henchman like Oddjob and Pussy Galore to get things done, (Note, Oddjob has metal hat) and a golden gun. Oddjob's death is very funny, especially his falling down after he is electrocuted. Even though Pussy Galore switches sides, she still spreads some dangerous gas. Operation Grand Slam is the reason for that. Death: Sucked out of airplane.

1: Ernst Stavro Blofeld: (Various) He is the Polish-Greek villain we all know and love, most millennials know him because of his Mike Myers portrayal of him as Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. He is most known thorough his cat, and world domination tropes. He has appeared in 6 Bond films. A character resembling him is killed in "For Your Eyes Only" by Bond, by throwing down a smokestack. Death: Never confirmed dead. But as I said, "For Your Eyes Only"