The New World Order Explained

Hey, it's Josh, Here To Explain My Theory On the "New World Order"
If you're not sure, the "New World Order" is claimed to be a totalitarian government state.                                                                                                            I'm Big on the alien part of it. The types, Greys and Reptiles. Greys being little humanoids whom live in the moon. (Sorry For this "Star Wars" reference) With the moon being a death star of sorts. Reptiles, are mutating humanoids who are said to take the forms of celebrities    For instance, one of the many alien sightings in Roswell New Mexico during the 1940s. But, the "Men In Black" who take care of those instances, are rumored to be extraterrestrials themselves. During the Carter Administration, rumors of UFO sightings popped up like wildfires. The aliens (Presumably Greys) were never caught on camera. In 1947, Harold Dahl was told by a man in a dark suit to not speak of the alien sighting he witnessed. But, extraterrestrial life isn't the only thing people are worried about. Such conspiracy theorists (including yours truly) believe the government has a part in the "New World Order" conspiracy. One theorist, Cathy O'Brien. She told America  that she took part in "Project Monarch" in which she was brainwashed into a CIA killing machine. Due to the rise of these accusations, most theorists have proclaimed the importance of bearing arms. Other theories have stated that the Age Of Aquarius is going to be responsible for such things mentioned. Global Surveillance is also a rising suspicion. If the Age Of Aquarius theory is true, then the last time it happened was the Fall Of Rome. Which Means another major will be departed. I have made a list.

• Los Angeles
• London
• Madrid
• Paris
• Beijing
• Rome
• Tokyo
• Bangkok
• New York City
• Hong Kong
• Moscow
• Singapore
• Rio De Janero                                                                                              Grey Alien 
• Cairo
• Sydney
• Berlin.

I will keep you posted, bye.                                                              

     5 Of Summer's Hottest Places

Welcome back to 5th Avenue! I'm here to tell you the best places to have an amazing summer!

1. Park Place Gastro Pub This beautiful hipster hot spot nestled in Plymouth serves a literal donut burger. It serves creative Tater Tot ensembles, and serves outrageous sliders.

    2. Midway Sports & Entertainment This is perfect way to keep your kids (Or Yourself) entertained. There's mini-golf, go-carts, bumper cars, some bungee thing, a driving range, a batting cage, and a snack shack. A little pricey but genuine fun for hours. *Also rents for parties

    3.  Eastern Market/ Downtown Detroit Greatest. Culture. Ever. With places like, Royale With Cheese, Eastern Market, and Comerica Park, Downtown Detroit certainly has it all. Travel to Eastern Market for ingredients for an ultra-healthy meal, or for the best dang kielbasa period. While in downtown, enjoy colourful murals, hip dives, and forgotten gems.

    4.  Heritage Park  Whether you like the outdoors or not, Heritage park, is like the place in Taylor. You can fish, run the track, and play on the playground. It has a genuinely fun vibe that only few places can give. 

                       Honorable Mentions

Royale With Cheese (Pulp Fiction Themed Halal restaurant)

Silver Lake Sand Dunes (Dune Buggy rental area where you can explore hidden parts of Michigan) 

1.  See Summer Blockbuster whether it's MIB International, or The Lion King, Spider Man, Far From Home, or Toy Story 4, its always to snuggle up at MJR with a bowl of buttery popcorn and candy that you snuck in.

              Eastern Market Must-Haves


First off, for a drink I'd stop a Beyond Juicery's Stand, then head to Jar head Salsa, run by a former marine. Their chips, salsa, and queso are AMAZING, though a little pricey. For a lunch/brunch, I would usually go to Evie's Tamales, but on my last rendezvous to Eastern Market,  I found the magical place that is People's Pierogi's. I'm not big on pierogi's but by God, did they have the best Polish Sausage i've ever had. I put honey mustard dressing on it with some sweet relish, and black ground pepper. It was SO good. Speaking of Honey Mustard, the honey mustard from People's Pierogi's was from another stand. I'd go there, again, a little pricey, but affordable. Finally, we stop at probably one of my favourite places in the universe, Devries Cheese Co. where all your cheese fantasies come true. At Christmas, my mom used Fontina, Cheddar, Gouda, and Parmesan cheeses from Devries to make gooey, crunchy, Delicious mac n cheese. (I say crunchy because of her secret ingredient) They have over 50 local and imported cheeses. 



*Tip about Mac 'n Cheese, use springy or twisted pasta

                          Josh's Favourite Books!

• The Great Gatsby
• Of Mice and Men
• The Old Man and The Sea
• Life of Pi
• Harry Potter (1,2,5,6,7)
• Around The World In 80 Days
• Heidi
• Moby Dick
• The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
• Moby Dick
• Treasure Island
• Oliver Twist
• The Invisible Man
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
• Counting By 7's
• Freak the Mighty
• Pride and Predjudice
• Salem's Lot
• Misery
• ALL JAMES BOND BOOKS
• The Hunger Games (1-3)
• The War of The Worlds
• The Princess Bride
• The Neverending Story
• The Hobbit
• The Fellowship of The Ring
• The Two Towers\
• The Return of The King
• Shakespearian Works
• A Light In The Attic
• Where The Sidewalk Ends
• Falling Up
• The Giving Tree
• Lafcadio The Lion Who Shot Back
• Dracula
• Frankenstein
• One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
• The Silence Of The Lambs
• Hannibal
• Red Dragon
• Breakfast At Tiffany's
• Fried Green Tomatoes
• Cujo
• Pet Sematary

            My New Clucking Interest



I have always loved animals but when my teacher brought in her chickens and me and my friend, Kylen were thinking of buying 2. (2 because if there's only one, it'll die of loneliness.) I'm sort of upset, because Chickens aren't allowed to live in Taylor MI which is where I live, but the haven't not said they can't live in Lincoln Park, which is where my Nana and Papa live. But with Chickens, come rats! 

I asked my Papa if he could teach me to shoot a gun, then i was informed that I couldn't shoot a gun the city. Rats eat chicken feed, then eat the chickens! "Ew, You Nasty!" If anyone has any questions about my personality, or more about chickens, please comment!

5th Avenue's Top 14 Favorite Bond Villains

14: Alec Trevelyan:  (GoldenEye, 1995) About: This double-crossing Brit wants to crumple the British economy, via satellite. His scary counterpart: Xenia Onatopp, who squeezes many people to death during romance, an awesome theme song by Tina Turner, and Robbie Coltrane make him a memorable villain. Death: Falls off of his own GoldenEye satellite and is crushed by it.

13 Emilio Largo: (Thunderball, 1965) About: This eye-patched SPECTRE employee's plan was steal two nuclear missiles and holds America and The UK. He's in cahoots with that one Polish guy who misses everything from Poland, his mistress's nickname is Domino, and has a pool of sharks. Death: Domino shoots him the back with the spear gun.

12: Hugo Drax: (Moonraker, 1979) About: This French-American hybrid has big henchmen like Jaws, big space stations, and a plot to make the perfect world. He's got a missile pointed towards big world cities and ain't afraid to use it. Death: Bond shoots him with a cyanide tipped dart and pushes him into space.

11: Francisco Scaramanga: (The Man With the Golden Gun, 1974) This bounty hunter has li'l henchman Nick Nack, and a single-shot golden gun for kills. He's killed 002 and held Mary Goodnight (MI6) hostage. Death: Shot in the Heart by Bond


10: Gustav Graves: (Die Another Day, 2002) He's the enigmatic billionaire we all know and love. He's planning the Icarus, has Korean scary, Zao and is one bad apple. Death: Sucked out of window and shredded by plane propeller 

9: Le Chiffre: (Casino Royale 2006) The first ever Bond villain (In book). He is the man with the chess, poker, and poisoning skills. He is very bad at holding money, and is even worse getting it back. Death: Shot in the head by Mr. White

8:  Max Zorin: (A View to A Kill 1985) Is a German who's a devil in the Microchip market. He's out to crush Silicon Valley and has GRACE FLIPPIN' JONES as his assistant. Death: Falls off San Francisco Bridge

7:  Carl Stromberg: (The Spy Who Loved Me 1977) He wants to start a new civilization underwater. He has over 6ft tall henchman Jaws, webbed fingers, and a cool house named "Atlantis". Death: Shot in the groin and chest

6: :  Docor Kananga/Mr. Big: (Live and Let Die 1971) A scary opium ring leader, who has pellet guns, a henchman named 'Tee Hee', a BUNCH of voodoo, and a shark pool. He's not too cool, but not too uncool, either. Death: shot with pellet and inflated, then popped.

5: Franz Sanchez: (Licence To Kill 1989) This South American baddie is a narcotics dealer who is dodging Agent 007's revenge, gets his friend shredded, and has a large knife. Death: Set on fire by Bond

4: Rosa Klebb: (From Russia With Love 1963) She is the 1st female "Main Villain" of the Bond franchise, and also the first to have her movie take place almost completely  in one setting. This horrible SMERSH agent  wants to avenge the death of Dr. No, and literally has "The Man" as her henchman, Red Grant. Death: Shot by Tatiana in the chest.

3: Dr. Julius No: (Dr. No 1962) The first EVER Bond baddie, has bionic metal arms, an island in Jamaica, and is self described as "an unwanted child of a German missionary and a Chinese girl of a good family" A very scary man with a taste for blood. Death: Poached alive by nuclear vat.

2: Auric Goldfinger: (Goldfinger 1964) Voted 49th in the past 100 years of film, probably the most iconic, he has henchman like Oddjob and Pussy Galore to get things done, (Note, Oddjob has metal hat) and a golden gun. Oddjob's death is very funny, especially his falling down after he is electrocuted. Even though Pussy Galore switches sides, she still spreads some dangerous gas. Operation Grand Slam is the reason for that. Death: Sucked out of airplane.

1: Ernst Stavro Blofeld: (Various) He is the Polish-Greek villain we all know and love, most millennials know him because of his Mike Myers portrayal of him as Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers franchise. He is most known thorough his cat, and world domination tropes. He has appeared in 6 Bond films. A character resembling him is killed in "For Your Eyes Only" by Bond, by throwing down a smokestack. Death: Never confirmed dead. But as I said, "For Your Eyes Only"

OMG! Tried 1st McDonald's Burger!

It was late Monday night, i'd just got out of my piano lesson, and then my Mom said, "I don't feel like cooking at 7:30 at night, let's get McDonald's" I agreed and we both got A Quarter Pounder and those tantalizing cheese bacon fries. The beef was pretty good, and It was complimented with ketchup covered pickles, and onion. The fries were amazing though when the top fries were gone, it was hard to eat. In all i'd get a burger again, but i'd get a Big Mac.